The Man Who Lived in a Vacuum Cleaner regained consciousness to find Alex From Mars leaning over him with a measuring tape.
“What are you doing.” He asked in a whisper.
“I think it might pay to be scientific about this.” Alex From Mars replied.
“What do you mean?” A confused Man Who Lived in a Vacuum Cleaner asked. “And what happened?”
“Oh. I am sorry.” Alex From Mars said and sat down beside him on the bed. “You passed out as you came. I suspect the blood supply to your head was a little restricted at that particular moment.”
“I see.” Said The Man Who Lived in a Vacuum Cleaner not seeing at all. “So why the tape measure?”
“Well.” Alex began frowning. “You have been out for about an hour…”
“Yes?”
“And in that time, I can’t say for sure, but…”
“Yes?”
“I am sure you are bigger now than you were before.” She shrugged.
“You don’t mean…” The Man Who Lived in a Vacuum Cleaner said looking down at the surprisingly large penis.
“Oh no no no.” Alex From Mars assured him. “I mean all of you. You look taller than before. I am sure you have grown”
“Grown!” The Man Who Lived in a Vacuum Cleaner said jumping up with his mind once more fully onboard. “Are you sure?”
“Yes.” Alex From Mars said. “I am almost totally sure.”
“Almost?” He said, “Totally?” His shoulders dropped. ”Are you sure?”
“Well.” Alex Frowned. “I think so.”
“How much?” He said looking himself over.
“I don’t know exactly.” Alex said. “Which is why I was measuring you.”
“Measuring me?”
“So that we can be sure.”
“Sure?”
“Exactly. So that next time we can be sure.”
“Next time?”
“Yes. Next time. It pays to be scientific about these things.”
“Scientific?” He said still not understanding.
“Yes scientific.” Alex explained. “So that next time we know exactly how much you have grown.”
“Next time.” He said. “Scientific.”
“That’s it exactly.” Alex From Mars said in encouragement. Now are you recovered enough?”
“Enough for what?” The Man Who Lived in a Vacuum Cleaner asked wondering what she was on about.
“For this.” Alex From Mars said. She pushed him gently back into a pillow, took the surprisingly large penis between her lips and dedicated her formidable tongue to science.
